Dad Jokes

How can you tell when you’re sister is on her period?

Your dads knob tastes funny

U better get used to having dry ceral cuz ur dad aint never bringing the milk back.

My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked where’s your parents she said gone my dad when to go get the milk and never came back and I said oof

How do I make my dick disappear? I put it in your dad

A stick figure of a child asks his dad, who is sitting at a desk in front of a monitor displaying a Bitcoin chart, "Are you winning Dad?" The dad responds with "No, pack your things, I just lost the house."

Knock knock.

Whose there

Not your dad

People joking about 9/11 Random kid you shouldn’t joke about that I lost my dad on 9/11 Oh Yeah he was the greatest pilot ever

i don't joke about 9/11 because i lost my dad he was the best pilot i ever knew

An orphan saw A tornado and he thought he saw his mom but then he realized it was a corpse and said hi Dad

I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said “don’t bother sweeping him son, hes been dusted for years” I was shocked but not surprised.

Why do orphan like fucking other dads? Because they get to have a daddy.

why did my dad leave me and my mum?

i told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying daddy yeeeees

My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.

what's the difference between u your uncle your dad one didn't go in the closet

So i was in school and the was number saying 696969 so i said to my mother what dose. It mean she said, YOUR FUCKING DAD AND I

my step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work, I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital

Friend: my mum took my phone from me and i really want it back me: yeh, well Hades took my parents from me and the funny thing is, i don't want them back

There are 2 dads and 2 sons they all caught a fish, Why did they only come home with 3 fish? (Answer) There were a grand-dad- dad- and son. If you don't get then it means grand father is the dad to the dad(1 dad) dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather, Get it?