How can you tell when you’re sister is on her period?
Your dads knob tastes funny
Knock knock.
Whose there
Not your dad
i don't joke about 9/11 because i lost my dad he was the best pilot i ever knew
Why do orphan like fucking other dads? Because they get to have a daddy.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John & Jane Doe
My dad is like a unicorn He's never here. :c
I love ❤️ dogs
The kids dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Yo momma so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
my dad was in 9/11 thats rude and he was a great pilot
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
