How can you tell when you’re sister is on her period?
Your dads knob tastes funny
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked where’s your parents she said gone my dad when to go get the milk and never came back and I said oof
Knock knock.
Whose there
Not your dad
People joking about 9/11 Random kid you shouldn’t joke about that I lost my dad on 9/11 Oh Yeah he was the greatest pilot ever
i don't joke about 9/11 because i lost my dad he was the best pilot i ever knew
Why do orphan like fucking other dads? Because they get to have a daddy.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John & Jane Doe
My dad is like a unicorn He's never here. :c
I love ❤️ dogs
The kids dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back
my dad came out of my step sister's room as I came out of my step mum's room
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast,
The orphanage worker just said “ don’t be silly”
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad Wife: No, you’re not
yo life got no meaning just like your dad when he left like if its a good one
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
