Dad jokes
What is a "dad?"
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Memes
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"