Dad jokes

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.

Me: So you're gonna leave me again?

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!

Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?

Because they don't have a dad to tell them.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Son: Dad, I need a new butt.

Dad: Why, son?

Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.

Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

Shoto: Wht?

Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

Shoto: :)

Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.

Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"

I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"

So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

Why can't he say that?

Answer: He works at an orphanage.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.

My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!

My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.

He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.