A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
you know what orphans and i have in comon are dads both left for the milk
Ur dad oh wait you don’t have that
Why do Orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your mom and your dad joke because they miss their parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?
