what do you call a person who doesn't masturbate? - A liar
URMUM
why were the twin towers mad? - they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
9/11 is not funny. its just plane disrespectful to make fun of it
after 9/11 the twins tower began to vape and smoke weed... ๐๏ธ๐
"learn to fly a plane," they said. "it'll be fun," they said...
not sure if the twin towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished.๐๏ธ๐
What did the plane say to the twin towers? - open wide, here comes the airplane! ๐๐
What did the plane say to the twin towers? - Lmao, you twins don't know how to play jenga. here let me show you how (BOOM) ;)
(whats the quickest way to get to the hospital? - just stand in the middle of a busy road) (whats red and bad for your teeth? - a brick) (what do my dad and nemo have in common? - the both can't be found) (what do you do after raping a deaf person? - cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone) ( MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;] )
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)