URMUM

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why were the twin towers mad? - they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.

after 9/11 the twins tower began to vape and smoke weed... ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜”

not sure if the twin towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished.๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜€

What did the plane say to the twin towers? - open wide, here comes the airplane! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘Œ

What did the plane say to the twin towers? - Lmao, you twins don't know how to play jenga. here let me show you how (BOOM) ;)

(whats the quickest way to get to the hospital? - just stand in the middle of a busy road) (whats red and bad for your teeth? - a brick) (what do my dad and nemo have in common? - the both can't be found) (what do you do after raping a deaf person? - cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone) ( MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;] )