Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.

i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?


They both got six months.

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day

Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? I hear they got six months each.

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.

Worst joke ever.

I worked at a calendar factory but i got the sack for taking a few days off!

A calendar asked the doctor how many time he’s got left. The doctor replyed: Till december

What do girls have that boy’s don’t have? Bobbys