Calendar jokes
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
What comes after 69?
Period.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Last time I got caught stealing a calendar, I got 12 months.
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.