Calendar

Calendar Jokes

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

March

Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!

Day

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

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Birthday

People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

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  • Orphan

    If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

    Date

    Son: Dad, Dad, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!

    Dad: What's wrong? Are you OK?!

    Son: Mia asked me out on a date on February 30th!

    Dad: 'Cause there's no February 30th?

    Orphan

    Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.

    Man

    Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.

    Lady: What did you do?

    Man: I took a day off...

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  • Orphan

    Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

    Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.

    Guy

    Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"

    Spiderman: "Yes."

    Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."

    Spiderman: "Why?"

    Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."

    Orphan

    Why do orphans only have 363 days?

    They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

    Age

    When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.