Calendar Jokes

Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar

Because he Lost May!!

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

No?

They both got six months.

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!

i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

Why does an orphans’ calendar only have 363 days?

There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

why does orphan's calendar only have 362 day's because they don't celebrate father,mother and valentines day.

Why does an orphans’ calendar only have 363 days?

There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

orphans have 263 days on a calendar because they dont have mothers or fathers day.

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

Leave a life if you LOL at this joke!

if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.

why does joe only have 264 days in his calendar? because he cant celebrate fathers day.

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