Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

No?

They both got six months.

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.

i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day

Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? I hear they got six months each.

I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness. Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.

Worst joke ever.

Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar because they don’t have mothers or Father’s Day 😂🤣

Why are there only 362 days in an orphans calendar? They don’t have Fathers, Mothers or family day

A calendar asked the doctor how many time he’s got left. The doctor replyed: Till december

Orphans’ calendar consists of 362 days. Why?

Because they don’t got homecoming, fathers day, and mothers day

What do girls have that boy’s don’t have? Bobbys

I worked at a calendar factory but i got the sack for taking a few days off!

Why can’t orphans drink nothing because they don’t have any money