Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar
Because he Lost May!!
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don't like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost may.
Son:DAD DAD OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
Dad:WHATS WRONG ARE YOU OK?!
SOn:MIA ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE ON FEBRUARY 30th
Dad:Cas theres no february 30th?
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"
Sunday Monday Tuesday What The Fuck Saturday
The fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides That day is called "April Fool's"
I told a orphan there was 363 days in a year
Is it weird that a Milk Carton has a date and I don’t.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
why does joe only have 264 days in his calendar? because he cant celebrate fathers day.
Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern
five more days. (this was posted on 9/6)
hey siri, skip to friday
"It's Sunday evening!!!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
orphans have 263 days on a calendar because they dont have mothers or fathers day.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
what month has 28 days
all of them
