Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They both got six months.
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he’s got left. The doctor replyed: Till december
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.