Calendar Jokes

Orphan

Anonymous
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Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

Spiderman

Juice
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Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar

Because he Lost May!!

Stupid jokes

Anonymous
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Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.

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Anti-jokes

Unfunny Boi
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Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

No?

They both got six months.

Puns

GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)
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Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

Orphan

Anonymous
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Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

Tire

Anonymous
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Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!

Puns

BadAtJokes
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i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

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Month

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Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

Orphan

lol
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Why does an orphans’ calendar only have 363 days?

There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

Orphan

g
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why does orphan's calendar only have 362 day's because they don't celebrate father,mother and valentines day.

Orphan

hi
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Why does an orphans’ calendar only have 363 days?

There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

Number

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"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

Orphan

joe
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orphans have 263 days on a calendar because they dont have mothers or fathers day.

Number

2Aussie
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I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

Leave a life if you LOL at this joke!

Orphan

bUlLy
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if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day

Puns

Dream bot
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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

Month

Person
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Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.

Celebrity

joe biden
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why does joe only have 264 days in his calendar? because he cant celebrate fathers day.

Subscriber

LowkeyNel💓🌈
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