Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar
Because he Lost May!!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don't like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost may.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Son:DAD DAD OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
Dad:WHATS WRONG ARE YOU OK?!
SOn:MIA ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE ON FEBRUARY 30th
Dad:Cas theres no february 30th?
Sunday Monday Tuesday What The Fuck Saturday
Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."
How is a priest like a wristwatch They both start at 12
The fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides That day is called "April Fool's"
I told a orphan there was 363 days in a year
Is it weird that a Milk Carton has a date and I don’t.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern
why does joe only have 264 days in his calendar? because he cant celebrate fathers day.
five more days. (this was posted on 9/6)
