Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.

i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

No?

They both got six months.

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

why is there only 363 days in a orphan calendar because they don’t have mothers day or fathers day

if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.

Why are there only 363 days on an orphan’s calendar They don’t have fathers day and mother’s day

Why can’t orphans drink nothing because they don’t have any money

Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? I hear they got six months each.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

What do girls have that boy’s don’t have? Bobbys

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.

Worst joke ever.

A calendar asked the doctor how many time he’s got left. The doctor replyed: Till december

I worked at a calendar factory but i got the sack for taking a few days off!