Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar
Because he Lost May!!
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost may.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Son:DAD DAD OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
Dad:WHATS WRONG ARE YOU OK?!
SOn:MIA ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE ON FEBRUARY 30th
Dad:Cas theres no february 30th?
Sunday Monday Tuesday What The Fuck Saturday
Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."
How is a priest like a wristwatch They both start at 12
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day
The fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides That day is called "April Fool's"
I told a orphan there was 363 days in a year
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
Leave a life if you LOL at this joke!
Is it weird that a Milk Carton has a date and I don’t.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
