Orphan

Anonymous

Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

Month

Unfunny Boi

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

No?

They both got six months.

Fire

Anonymous

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.

1

Puns

BadAtJokes

i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

2

Puns

GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

Orphan

bUlLy

if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day

Month

Person

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.

Puns

Dream bot

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

Orphan

Peppa Pig🐷🥓

Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar because they don’t have mothers or Father’s Day 😂🤣

Puns

Chkn Nuget Dino

Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? I hear they got six months each.

Door

Anonymoe

I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness. Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off

Man

Cracker Jokes

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.

Worst joke ever.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why are there only 362 days in an orphans calendar? They don’t have Fathers, Mothers or family day

Doctor

Alex

A calendar asked the doctor how many time he’s got left. The doctor replyed: Till december

Girl

Anonymous

What do girls have that boy’s don’t have? Bobbys

Puns

I like puns

I worked at a calendar factory but i got the sack for taking a few days off!

Orphan

Lisa

Why can’t orphans drink nothing because they don’t have any money