Calendar jokes
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️