Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.

i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

No?

They both got six months.

Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? I hear they got six months each.

A calendar asked the doctor how many time he’s got left. The doctor replyed: Till december

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.