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Series of Dark Jokes

    • What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

    What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

    What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

    What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

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    • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, chucklenut. This "joke" is dark. The first three setups lead to painful or sad outcomes. The last one is about SA and silencing someone. Explain bear thinks it's not funny, but Explain bear is just a bear.

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    • Deaf people can still talk though

    no they cant bc they're stoamach lining is connected to the talking cord and i heard something about it getting boiled bc the stoamach acid

    It probably depends on whether they are born deaf

    Egalitarian Snapper

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