Who are the fastest readers?

911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds

Who’s the fastest reader

Me cause I’ll be jumping off so many stories

What is the tallest building?

A library 📚 -It has the most stories.

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left?

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he’s stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

billie: hi

me: you wanna hear a story?

billie: yes sure

me: once upon a time, i ran over your dog last night.

Me walking in to the office:
Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal…

I’ve just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn’t know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately…”

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn’t see that one coming, don’t feel bad, they didn’t either

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff

They died of happiness and a 30 story fall

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

People who jumped out of the twin towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved…and shot her.

I’m a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.

When I was a kid I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.

Who are the worlds fastest readers? 911 victims 100 stories in 11 seaconds

sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe

Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.

I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!