Twin Towers

Anonymous

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds

Sally

Sally

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left?

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he’s stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

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Jump

Anonymous

Who’s the fastest reader

Me cause I’ll be jumping off so many stories

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Darkness

Told by...

Who are the fastest readers?

911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.

Watch

Kamikaze

if a toy from toy story died, the kid wouldn’t know and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse

Windows

Anonymous

Me walking in to the office:
Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal…

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Offensive

Your mum

9/11 victims are the best readers

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds

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Fast

Az

I’m a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.

Building

Daniel King

What is the tallest building?

A library 📚 -It has the most stories.

Depression

Anonymous

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it’s working, but it’s nice to know that I’m not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

Depression

uruncle

whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common

its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years

Night

Anonymous

billie: hi

me: you wanna hear a story?

billie: yes sure

me: once upon a time, i ran over your dog last night.

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Horror

Anonymous

I’ve just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

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Helen

Mercy Shore

Hellen keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she’d ever read.

Twin Towers

Anonymous

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

Death

Foreshadow011

I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn’t know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately…”

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Fall

Jye

I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff

They died of happiness and a 30 story fall

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Case

Isaac O.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn’t see that one coming, don’t feel bad, they didn’t either

Google

An0y1

I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google

Teacher

Cesium

I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved…and shot her.