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Siri Call

Anonymous
5 years ago
  • Bob: Siri, call 666!

    *dialing noises*

    Bob: Hello?

    Bob's dad: Hi!

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    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. "666" is like, the number of the beast, right? So, Bob tries to call the Devil, but jokes on him, it's just his dad! You probably can't even work your phone, so I hope this helps.

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