Suitcase jokes

What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?

"Want me to pack your shit?"

My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.

Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.

Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?

Because he was packing his rhyme books!

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.

I lost my case.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.

After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”

“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.