Suitcase jokes
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost the case.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Community talk
A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more
I JUST SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE AND IM STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS!!