Suitcase jokes
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
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Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Memes
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A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more
I JUST SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE AND IM STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS!!