Suitcase jokes
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
Community talk
A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more
I JUST SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE AND IM STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS!!