Lunchbox Justice

So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.

So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”

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Alright, listen up, smarty pants. So, this dude's mom has a friend who, back in the day, got messed with on the school bus by a Mexican kid. What does he do? WHACKS him with a metal lunchbox. Both get in trouble, but here's the kicker: his dad goes to the Mexican kid's house and threatens the kid's dad! Get it? It's funny because, instead of teaching his kid a lesson, the dad doubles down on the violence. I bet you get all A's in remedial classes. Good job.

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