When someone says Jesus. I say, Bitch, where
Shroom
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman. Oh just me... OK
Stormtroopers- I guess they never miss huh?
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back. ANDI still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES.
So you can't pay rent and you know your going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord but he's naked and erect and on his cock, it says your rent is due.
Stephen Hawking died cause he got hit by a RAM.