I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
Missing Dad
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, this person tells their dad to buy them cigs, right? The dad vanishes. Poof! Gone! And instead of being sad that their dad is gone, they are pissed that they don't have smokes. See, it's funny because it's messed up. You are probably not gonna get it because you have the emotional depth of a puddle.