The 600+ Best Way Jokes

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i'm not gonna die the same way.

I believe "Self-Babtism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt"

What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.

Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?

You say "Tell me if you can hear me", then get in the trunk and start screaming.

My whife caught me one day for watching a porn channel so i quickly turned the tv to a fishing channel. On her way out she said: 'You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!'

I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said "i am still choosing" she looked horrified

If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?

European.

What are you on your way to the bathroom?

Russian

Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street

Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn

One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

Man, chocking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die

Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person

They both have no way home!

What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?

Dress up as a piñata!!

Which way did the cow jump over the moon? - The MILKY way!!!

I can tell a joke :`)

Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end