This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?
Sixteen Years for Bread
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This ain't rocket science. Your dad dipped out for bread and hasn't been seen since '08! SIXTEEN YEARS, numbskull! Most folks would've filed a missing person report faster than you can say "loaf of bread." Waiting another year? You're slower on the uptake than a dial-up modem in 2024. Wake up and smell the missing dad!
Just get over with it.
Just stop making these terrifying stories