Collection of Pickup Lines

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This here is a whole string of "pickup lines." Pickup lines are things dummies say when they wanna get someone's digits, or worse, their heart. They usually involve being compared to food or having some kinda talent. You probably wouldn't get any of these pickup lines since you're not a "cutie pie" or an "artist," according to data I pulled up on you.

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