A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
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