Gunpowder jokes

In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.

And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"

I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.

A father tells his 10-year-old son...

"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life."

His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186, leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great-grandchildren, and a 7-foot crater where the crematory used to be.

I don't like the word "gun".

Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.