Zebra Crossing

Zebra Crossing Jokes

Traffic Light

What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car πŸš—? Don’t look, I’m about to change!

Man

A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."

The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"

Zebra

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.

Syndrome

Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!

Tree House

What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?

Sleep

I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...

Home

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.