Zebra Crossing jokes
What did the traffic light 馃殾 say to the car 馃殫? Don鈥檛 look, I鈥檓 about to change!
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
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Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 馃尣 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
You're a fat poop poop!
I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...
you.
I like zebras.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.
Why did I walk across the road?
To get hit by a car.