The Secret to Longevity

A father tells his 10-year-old son...

"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life."

His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186, leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great-grandchildren, and a 7-foot crater where the crematory used to be.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, champ. The guy's body was a literal bomb because he ate gunpowder every day. Crematories use fire. Fire plus gunpowder equals boom. Even a cub knows that, but apparently you needed a map.

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