What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
3.14% of sailors are...
Ο-rates.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think itβs the "R," but itβs actually the "C".
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
