Pirate Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer!

3.14% of sailors are...

π-rates.

Why are pirate's called pirate's - Becuse they arrrrrrrr!

Whats a pirates favourite key on the key board

Others: r

Rrrr you would think so but it be the C

What's a pirates favourite shop

Arrrrrrrrgos

A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon.

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrr.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

(People will then say r)

Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.

What's a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? -- A buccaneer.

Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?

Cause they just wash up onshore.

Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.

Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

What do you call a Pirate Pokemon? Arrrrrr-ceus!

Where did the pirate pay his taxes?

AYE ARGH S

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.

why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!