What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
3.14% of sailors are...
Ο-rates.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
What is a pirates favorite letter ...... you might think itβs the R but itβs actually the C.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
