What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem" -Jack Sparrow
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon? Arrrrrr-ceus!
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log