Pirate jokes
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
3.14% of sailors are... π-rates.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer!
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣