Pirate Jokes

Whats a pirates favourite key on the key board

Others: r

Rrrr you would think so but it be the C

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.


Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!