What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
Why are pirate's called pirate's - Becuse they arrrrrrrr!
Whats a pirates favourite key on the key board
Others: r
Rrrr you would think so but it be the C
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
What's a pirates favourite shop
Arrrrrrrrgos
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
(People will then say r)
Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? -- A buccaneer.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon? Arrrrrr-ceus!
why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!
What is a pirates favorite letter ...... you might think it’s the R but it’s actually the C.
Why are pirates pirates? Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe
