Pirate

Pirate Jokes

Letter

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

Letter

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.

Key

What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?

Others: R.

Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.

Card

Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.

Letter

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(People will then say "r")

Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

Ear

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer.

Captain

Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?

First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:

"The canons be ready, Captain!"

"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).

"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!

Theater

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

Toilet

The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?

The captain's log.

Card

Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck!

Letter

What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".

Movie

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(