What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
(People will then say r)
Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.
'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem" -Jack Sparrow
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon? Arrrrrr-ceus!
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!