Pirate

Pirate Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.

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A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

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Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!

why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!