Pirate jokes
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!