Pirate jokes
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.