Pirate

Pirate Jokes

Whats a pirates favourite key on the key board

Others: r

Rrrr you would think so but it be the C

Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG

i am guessing u dont understand :(