Pirate Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?

Cause they just wash up onshore.

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

one isn't that of a thief while the other is as serious as fuck

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

(People will then say r)

Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.

What's a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.

why didn't the pirate right a letter to his mom

R u kidding me??!?!

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.