What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
Why are pirate's called pirate's - Becuse they arrrrrrrr!
Whats a pirates favourite key on the key board
Others: r
Rrrr you would think so but it be the C
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.
What's a pirates favourite shop
Arrrrrrrrgos
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? -- A buccaneer.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem" -Jack Sparrow
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon? Arrrrrr-ceus!
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, It just waved.
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
