Pirate Jokes

Heart

Anonymous
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What is a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

Letter

Anonymous
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What is a pirate's favorite letter?

A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.

Puns

Anonymous
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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer!

Mathematician

Anonymous
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3.14% of sailors are...

π-rates.

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Pirate

Anonymous
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Why are pirate's called pirate's - Becuse they arrrrrrrr!

Puns

Anonymous
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Whats a pirates favourite key on the key board

Others: r

Rrrr you would think so but it be the C

Shop

Ellie
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What's a pirates favourite shop

Arrrrrrrrgos

Nut

5
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A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

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Chemist

Anonymous
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What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon.

Shipping

Anonymous
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What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrr.

Cut

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

(People will then say r)

Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.

What's a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.

Ear

Anonymous
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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? -- A buccaneer.

Bath

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Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?

Cause they just wash up onshore.

Stand

Anonymous
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Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.

Sea

RyanRLinden
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Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!

Common

no1
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Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

Nut

Zane
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A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.

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Stand

dev
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why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!