What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Why are pirate's called pirate's - Becuse they arrrrrrrr!
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
Cause they just wash up onshore.
what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey
Whats a pirates favourite key on the key board
Others: r
Rrrr you would think so but it be the C
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? -- A buccaneer.
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
one isn't that of a thief while the other is as serious as fuck
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔 Answer: a buck an ear. 🤣
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
(People will then say r)
Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
why didn't the pirate right a letter to his mom
R u kidding me??!?!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
