3.14% of sailors are…

π-rates.

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

You’d think it’d be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

A letter from his family; he hadn’t seen them in years.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer!

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”

What is a pirates favorite letter … you might think it’s the R but it’s actually the C.

Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded

What is a pirate’s favorite element?

Argon.

Why are pirate’s called pirate’s - Becuse they arrrrrrrr!

Why can’t pirates play cards? Because they’re standing on the deck.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? – A buccaneer.

What’s a pirates favourite shop

Arrrrrrrrgos

what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrr.

Whats a pirates favourite key on the key board

Others: r

Rrrr you would think so but it be the C

3.14% of sailors are pirates.

Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!” they all exclaimed !!

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ''Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’

A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”