Roblox

Roblox Jokes

Roblox girlfriend

One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

Nude

When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...

School Shooter

When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.

Robux

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.

One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.

One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.

The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"

Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."

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  • Day

    Opposite day be like in doors.

    Figure: Finally, I can see.

    Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

    Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

    Eyes: 😭

    Host

    Roblox Talent Shows be like:

    Host: Next Up is Bob!

    Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-

    *Buzzing Noises*

    Judges: You suck!

    Bob: I'm reporting!

    *Bob get's kicked from the server*

    Mom

    My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

    Son

    Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?

    Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.

    Mom: Excuse me?

    Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?

    I don’t know and I don’t care.

    Username

    99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.

    Student

    Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

    After a while, a student stands up.

    Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

    Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

    Dog

    add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

    Roblox girlfriend

    When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

    Girlfriend

    I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

    Me be like: ;-;

    Hide-and-seek

    Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

    Seek and Hide: Me.

    Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

    Seek: Why do I have to be it?

    Figure: Because your name says so.

    Height

    Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

    Kid: Please.

    Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

    Kid: Everybody is hugging.

    Brain

    Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

    Stupid kid: No.

    Bully: You should go get one!

    Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

    Mom

    Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

    Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

    Saw that shit on Roblox.

    Friend

    One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.

    That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!