Paedophile jokes
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
I put my uncle's ashes in my Taco Bell so he could tear my ass up one more time.
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
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