What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
Paedophile Jokes
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend, I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex It'll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name
What's a paedophiles favourite footwear?
White Vans
Three guys are walking in a bar A priest,paedophile and rapist. That was just the first guy
What is a paedophiles favorite thing about halloween?
Free delivery XD
what's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile?? You know its not period blood.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven? A: Where's the holy baby?
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old
what is the perfect job for a paedophile
a physical doctor for kids
So if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
how do paedophiles greet people?
"how are you kid?"
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
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in america 1 in 10 houses there are a paedophiles
not me i live next to a smoking hot 8 year old
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten year olds
Paedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a babies birthday party. You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
