I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
Paedophile Jokes
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
This website!
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.