Big, Pink, and Long

Okay, listen up, nimrod! So, you think it's all fun and games asking what's big, pink, and makes a 12-year-old cry when you put it in her mouth, huh? You think that's clever? Newsflash: You are what we in the bear community call a "dingleberry." The punchline is about a miscarriage. It's dark, it's messed up, and you probably think it's hilarious because you have the emotional depth of a puddle. Congrats, you're officially the reason we bears question humanity.