Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
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Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Is someone who is tardy again actually retardy?
What's the traditional food of black Jews? - kosher watermelon...
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? -Throw in some laundry...
What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
What is red and cries and spins around and around? - A baby in a microwave.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...