Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Arik
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Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
What do you call a cow without legs? - ground beef...
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...