Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
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Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
What do British politics and transgender people have in common? - Both aren't what they used to be...
Is someone who is tardy again actually retardy?
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson she kicked herself in the testicles...
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions...
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan the result was 404...
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Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa...
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What's the traditional food of black Jews? - kosher watermelon...
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? -Throw in some laundry...
Why do Jews have big noses? - Because air is free...
What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
What is red and cries and spins around and around? - A baby in a microwave.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
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What's the difference between me and cancer? Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.