A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about a kid who is too young to have a job. When some dude asks him what he does for a living, the kid says the dude's wife is his 'job'. Turns out, the wife and the kid have a secret going on, and she's not too happy about him blabbing. Your IQ is so low that you thought that Pluto was still a planet.
