What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up buttercup, Explain bear is here to tell you why this joke is so funny it is also very offensive. So basically, someone touched this kid in a bad way. He's touched alright, but not in the way you think he is, ya feel me? You seem like the kinda person that would get the joke.