The perv from down the road

I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.

My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't

remember kids, if ever ur bored kick an orphan

who they going to tell their parents?

dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle

Knock knock

Who's there?

The KGB

The KGB wh-

*slaps* I will ask the queistons here

cummy wummy all over my mummy

what color is sonics ball.

Blue because he keeps getting rejected

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Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one

Sorry

Why are you sorry?

Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth

What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator

My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one but relise she's not talking about school...

We don't see each other very much