Riddle me this batman, Whats long round and has cum in the middle Batman: A dick Riddler: NO NO NOOOO iT'S A cuCUMber
The perv from down the road
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
I was lip to lip yesterday and now I can't get the cum outta my mouth
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't
i have an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissd on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and i said that's disgusting so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com shadow u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitches forehead https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
remember kids, if ever ur bored kick an orphan
who they going to tell their parents?
dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle
Knock knock
Who's there?
The KGB
The KGB wh-
*slaps* I will ask the queistons here
dababy midget porn
cummy wummy all over my mummy
Jizzy jazz all over my ass
cummy wummy all over my mummy
jizzy jazz all over my ass
what color is sonics ball.
Blue because he keeps getting rejected
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