Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
The perv from down the road
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
remember kids, if ever ur bored kick an orphan
who they going to tell their parents?
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Knock knock
Who's there?
The KGB
The KGB wh-
*slaps* I will ask the queistons here
"Dababy midget porn."
cummy wummy all over my mummy
Jizzy jazz all over my ass
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
Sorry
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.