What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Pirate's Birthday
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! Pirates talk like "aye," see? And "matey" is like saying "friend." So, when the pirate turned 80, instead of saying "I'm eighty," he said, "Aye, matey!" because pirates are dumb and can't talk right. And so are you, apparently.
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