Age jokes
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Memes
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
What goes up but never comes down?
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"