Age jokes

So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

What goes up but doesn't come down?

Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.

Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.

Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!

What goes up but never comes down?

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?

The seventh door.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.