Age Jokes

Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?

The seventh door.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem

The image shows two drawings of anime girls. The top image shows a girl holding a love letter with the text 'Notice me senpai' to the right. The bottom image shows a slightly different style of girl, holding a letter with the text 'Upperclassman, whom I admire, please acknowledge me'. Below that, more text is present 'To you, the gentleman within my age group, and grade range at our educational institute, I, the female speaking to you, have developed romantic feelings for you, and inquire you to indulge my desires by taking note of my presence.'

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."