Age jokes
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.