Age jokes

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

"Aye, matey."

To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?

(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.

What goes up but doesn't come down?

Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.

Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.

Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.