Age jokes

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.

Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.

Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.

Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?

The seventh door.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

I’m rather relaxed about death.

From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.