What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan? One baby in three trashcans.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams
i got a pen for my baby sister best trade i made so far
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with north korea
what does a baby and a hand grenade have in common
they both make noise when you throw them
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.
One makes you cry when you cut it up
what gets louder as it gets smaller. -a baby in a trash compactor.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Most people smother babies with love. I smother them with pillows
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
