Infant jokes
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
This. Is. Sparta
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
Why are babies called bundles of joy?
When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.