What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
why wasn't the infant's entire body found
because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
