A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude who's been waiting forever to cross the road. Another guy tells him about a "zebra crossing" up ahead, which is a place for people to cross the street safely. But the first dude thinks he's talking about an actual zebra, like the animal, trying to cross the road! Get it? You probably don't, but that's okay, happens to the best.
