Age jokes
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈