Age

Age Jokes

Time

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

Woman

I like my women like I like my scotch:

12 years old and mixed with coke.

Man

What do you call a 90-year-old black man?

Antique farming equipment.

Confession

An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:

Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."

Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"

Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."

Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"

Man: "I’m telling everybody!"

Black Hole

Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?

What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.

Donald Trump

How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?

He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!

Black Hole

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Woman

A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.