Growth

Growth Jokes

I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractiveπŸ’€

Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.

A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old ladies house...

Oh my! Goodness sakes child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???

Child: Both

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, even time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, β€œYou have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” β€œNow settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. β€œYou'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??