How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing, infact, it's Dublin!
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Why can orphans not grow big and strong because they need a parent to buy them steroids
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6β3β+ guy, I would be considered attractiveπ
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old ladies house...
Oh my! Goodness sakes child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
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What's the city with the fastest growing population? Ireland cuz it's Dublin everyday
I didnβt like my beard at first. then it grew on me
There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, βYou have to help me, I think Iβm shrinking.β βNow settle down,β the doctor calmly told him. βYou'll just have to learn to be a little patient.β
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
i used to hate foot fungus, but now its growing on me
this place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers
girls : π*Period*βοΈπ Men : πΏ*Growth*πΏπΏπΏ
what do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it? Mosscow
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life
Oh tissue, tender and so pure Absorbing pain, a whispered cure Each tear that falls, you gently hold A conduit for the stories untold
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain
But madden, oh how you disrupt In your chaos, emotions erupt You twist and tangle, hearts collide Leaving us lost, unable to decide
Yet even in your tangled mess You bring forth growth, a rare finesse For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned Through tears and anger, joy and fears We find strength, as life perseveres
Short and sweet, this tale of strife Unraveling souls, seeking life Madden, because tissue, we may be But we'll rise above, forever free
What does general grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills? A fine addition to my erection.
