Growth jokes
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.