Maturity jokes

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).

A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”

My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?

I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?

'Cause they are just boys.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

I like my women how I like my wine.

14 years aged and locked in a cellar.

For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.

Boys are like minis.

Girls are like big pots.

Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.

I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?

smart

kind

sweet

caring

loving

mature

This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.

One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.

A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”

People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.

My girlfriend called me pedophile today.

Big word for a 12-year-old.

I like my women like I like my wine. 16 years old and locked in a basement.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.

My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."