What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?
Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
Newborn's Birthday
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained buffoon. The joke is funny because it takes something innocent, like a baby's birthday, and pairs it with something ridiculously violent and over-the-top. I bet you think that is cool because you have zero friends and watch TV all day.
Comments (3)
SO NOT FUNNY
OMG IM NOT THAT EASILY OFFENDED BUT THIS JOKE MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP OMG OMG OMG MY FRIENDS CALL ME A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE BUT IM NOT EASILY OFFENDED I HATE U BIGPAPI YOU SHOULD DIE
D word
Johnny’s d word was sawed off if you know what I mean.
ANoNyMoUs
you mean his dick? lol