I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the dude is lyin' about it bein' their 10th anniversary. If his date is 19 and they've been together for 10 years, that means he started datin' her when she was 9 years old. Which is why the man called him a pedophile! Get it now, dumbo?