Why'd the titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it.
Mr. Eggo
Hola. Might make some AGGRESSIVE jokes sometimes B)
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What is Micheal Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Just told Putin to get some b*****s
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed
Why was the American kid late to school? Because he was too busy putting on his bullet proof vest
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl
"What?" Angelica replied
"I'm a guy."
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O' neal
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old. She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence( Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
