Aed jokes

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?

A pillow fight.

I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.

What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?

One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.

I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

How do you get a party started in Africa?

You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?

"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"

What's another name for cumming inside a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.

Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!

A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?

Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.

What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?

"I'm not a-moosed right now."