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Adolf kitler

Registered on 12/10/2024 · 9 followers · Last active 8 hours ago

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I would give you my crayons if you were really hungry.

A cat with blush on its cheeks has its paws together in a "shy" gesture.

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A cat is looking through a window or doorway. The text says: "Cat put in timeout for freeing other shelter cats".

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Four cartoon cats are depicted with descriptions of their character. The first cat is a black cat labelled "problem clan" and described as wanting to be cool, being sneaky, and always ending up with villains. The second cat is a beige cat labeled "I am speed" and described as being small, saying "get off my land," and thinking it is better than you. The third cat is a light blue cat labeled "swimmy" and described as starting a fight over some rocks, eating fish and forgetting who some people are. The last cat is an orange cat labeled "protagonist" and described as doing no wrong, being involved in everything, and related to everyone.

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A small, light-orange and white kitten sits on a grey blanket with white stars. The text "i eated a cheese" is overlayed on the image.

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A cat is looking forward, holding a leaf in its mouth. Text on the image reads: She was constantly staying near the fish market and watching people come to buy fish. She took a leaf that fell from the tree and came to the owner. On the first day, surprised, he took her "money" and gave her a fish. From that day on, every morning she comes with a leaf to "buy" fish.

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A cat dressed in a suit sits at a table, looking to the side and holding a newspaper and a teacup, with the text "I should buy a boat."

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A grid of nine different cat images, each with a different facial expression. Above the grid is the question "Which cat meme are you today?"

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The image shows a close-up of a cat's face. The cat is staring directly at the camera with a slightly surprised or bewildered expression.

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The image shows two drawings of a person lying down with a cat. The first drawing is labeled "3 weeks" and shows a small cat on the person's torso. The second drawing is labeled "52 weeks" and shows a much larger cat on the person's torso.

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A black cat with a white paw print on its back lies on a wooden floor. The text says: "Cat wandered into kitchen where my daughter was baking, and now apparently he's taking the Hobbits to Isengard."

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A white cat is sitting in a transparent glass bowl. The text says, "Cats are liquids". Then it quotes the definition of liquid and says, "That's it. So cats are liquid."

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Three cats are sitting in cardboard boxes on a road. Text above them says, "The cat traps are working."

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A blurred image shows a black and white cat appearing to rotate rapidly. The text above the cat reads, "Just Caught My Cat Shifting Into Another Dimension."

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The image shows a nine-panel grid of black cats in various poses and situations. Above the grid of black cat pictures is the text "Black cats are evil and bad luck!" followed by "Black cats:".

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A cute cat is wearing a green Starbucks apron. The cat looks into the camera. The text says "thank you for your order, I'll push it off the edge of the counter when it's ready."

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The image shows a scene with a Baby Yoda figure holding an orange cat. Above this scene, text reads: "Dog owners: oh I prepped for months to adopt! Cat owners: I found him in the trash."

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An orange kitten is licking a person's knee. There are some minor scratches on the knee. The text "Tiny apology" is above the kitten.

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A white and grey cat sitting upright with its head tilted back. The text on the image says, "The majestic land seal capable of sleeping up to 22 hours a day."

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A black cat with wide eyes and mouth open. Text says: "When you realise it's 4am and you're late for running up and down the hallway."

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A white cat wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting at a table with scientific glassware. There is a blackboard behind it with formulas on it. The text reads: "What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6x10^23 pieces? Guacamole."

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