Puerto Rican

Puerto Rican Jokes

a redhead tells her blonde hair stepsister. i slept with a puerto rican'... then the blonde replies. omg you dirty little slut! how many is a puerto rican?

Why did the Puerto Rican American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· that was a gay male πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· that was born physically challenged did not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·

puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (ill never be able to do it) the mother: AI NINO ( OH CHILD ) the teen: QUE? ( WHAT?) the mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! ( DONT START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN) the teen: I CANT DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA the mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH) the teen: QUAL ( WIHCH) the mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD) the teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA ( THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE) *a phone buzzes* the teen: whose phone is that ma? unknown: MR PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE * runs to bag opens white one and sticks hand in* the teen : HAIR GELL