Yo what quacking lacking?looking for a ducking good time?I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill.what happens flied upside down?it quacks up.
What time does a duck wake up at the quack of dawn
What do you call a duck that can fix anything duck tape
Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her
What's is a duck favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
How do turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers
Duck walks Into a bar the duck says to the bartender hey bartender got any bread bartender says no then the duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says NO duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says no and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar duck says hey bartender got any nails bartender says no the duck says well then bartender got any bread
why did the ducky get arrested
he got caught selling quack
what so duckies wipe after they poop
there butt quack
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says: If i can suprise you, i get a free drink. The bartender was unsure but agreed. The guy pulled up a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket and he starts to play The bartender was suprised and gave the guy a free drink The guy then sais: You see, i have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes, can i get another free drink if you get a free wish? The bartender agrees without hesitation The bartender wishes for a 1000 bucks, but he gets a 1000 ducks WTF! the man shouts. The guy answered: Did you think i wanted a 30cm long pianist
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
Are you having rabbit duck for dinner? Yeah Why? Because I got too obsessed with hares.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand. And he said to the man Running the stand Hey Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?
What do you call a chicken that was cared? A tendered chicken
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
this isnt a joke i just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia
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What do French ducks say? Quoi quoi.
what do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
a peking duck