Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
How do turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers
Duck walks Into a bar the duck says to the bartender hey bartender got any bread bartender says no then the duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says NO duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says no and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar duck says hey bartender got any nails bartender says no the duck says well then bartender got any bread
What's is a duck favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
what did the duck say to the drug dealer?
GIMME SOME OF THAT QUACK!
Yo what quacking lacking?looking for a ducking good time?I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill.what happens flied upside down?it quacks up.
What time does a duck wake up at the quack of dawn
What do you call a duck that can fix anything duck tape
What do you call a duck on drugs A quackhead.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasnt chicken
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck
What do you call a white duck
A quacker
quack quack quack quack quack quack
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this isnt a joke i just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia
Why is Donald duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?- the duck jumped into a pool of ant piles💀 💀
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy Daisy Duck Daisy Wells Daisy Dove Bloom
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk but it's acting really duckpressed.
