Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

Three men walk into a bar… you would have thought the last one would have ducked

Me and my friend were duck hunting. He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled “DUCK!” then “MOTHERDUCKER!”. Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”

A blond haired girl, a brown haired girl, and a ginger haired girl were out walking when the came across some tracks The brown haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks." Then the ginger haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way they are definitely duck tracks." Finally the blond haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.

What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.

Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gague shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun, he said “your crazy!”, I responded “quackers”

Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.

Why do ducks have feathers? To cover there butt quack

what do a bike and a rubber duck have in common, they both have a handlebar except for the duck.

A swan, a goose and a penguin walked into a bar… I DUCKed.

Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road because he wasn’t chicken

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up f....

What do you call a chicken that was cared? A tendered chicken

3 guys walk into a bar the fourth one ducks

3 man walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked!😅

What do French ducks say? Quoi quoi.

Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?

Because he didn’t want to see the bill.

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