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The Pick-Me Penny

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Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.

Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."

Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?

Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.

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    • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, genius. The joke is that the girl is being compared to a penny because she's supposedly "two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants." And, of course, pennies ain't worth much. Bet you didn't know that you can't even buy a gumball with a penny these days. Sad!

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    • ha ha ha Erie sarcasm in the background

    damn bro my dad came into my room to see if i was ok that's how funny this shit is

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