The Pick-Me Penny

Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.

Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."

Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?

Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, genius. The joke is that the girl is being compared to a penny because she's supposedly "two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants." And, of course, pennies ain't worth much. Bet you didn't know that you can't even buy a gumball with a penny these days. Sad!

Comments (3)

KANYE WEST

2 years ago

ha ha ha Erie sarcasm in the background

Ally12522

2 years ago

Nice

✨Jassy✨

2 years ago

damn bro my dad came into my room to see if i was ok that's how funny this shit is