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Yo mama's so fat that jane goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year it's still printing

Your mama so fat when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the pactfic ocean

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: sad

Teacher: anyway Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

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what do rubics cube and mellons have in common they have a history of seprateing colors

Twinkle Twinkle there’s a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end

roses or red voilets are blue the childern are fast but elmo is faster bow down to your master