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Yo mama like a penny: two faced, worthless and in everybody’s pants

A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to. He says to the first one "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny" He says to the second one "You are addicted to food, you named you daughter Candy" Then the third one whispers to her son “Come on Dick, lets go.”

What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.

You’re mom’s just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone’s pants.

How was the copper wire invented?

Two Jews were fighting over a penny.

What has a head and tail but no legs? A penny