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Yo mama like a penny: two faced, worthless and in everybody’s pants

A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to. He says to the first one "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny" He says to the second one "You are addicted to food, you named you daughter Candy" Then the third one whispers to her son “Come on Dick, lets go.”

What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.

Which president has never gone to jail… Lincoln because he’s in a cent get it innocent in a cent

You’re mom’s just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone’s pants.

Why don’t some people like pennies? Because it’s common cents

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What has a head and tail but no legs? A penny

How was the copper wire invented?

Two Jews were fighting over a penny.

Yo momma like a penny… -two faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!

I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny… fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway