Ur Dad

@urdad

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Dad

    • 20 years later

    Johnny: Hey dad.

    Dad: Yea?

    Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!

    Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.

    Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.

    Dad:...

    Milk

    • Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

    Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)