Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull! The joke is that Santa isn't real. The question is based on the assumption that Santa exists. The punchline is "He doesn’t exist" which is funny to normal people. You were probably the kid who cried when you found out.