Aed jokes

What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?

"I'm not a-moosed right now."

"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

No one:

Nothing:

Not a single f***ing soul:

Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!

Q: What is 9 + 11?

A: 9/11

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.

My mom told me a joke about boxing.

I guess I missed the punch line.

My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.

What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.

Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.

The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.

Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.

Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

A. Cancer.