Robot jokes
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"
U die from robot bite.