What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
What will reddit be without the robot logo?
RedDOT.
(btw im an ugly sack, feel free to dislike this retarded joke. i like bully people cuz their jokes are stupid, and my jokes are cooler than their jokes.)
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
Whatâs Stephan hawking favourite dance move ?
The robot
Your forehead so big it built like megamindâs robot period
We all know Steven canât post on here because he canât pass the robot test
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why couldn't Stephen hawking pass because he couldn't pass I'm not a robot test
Who eat sleeping? A robot.
im doing something Stephen hawkings cant do.......pressing 'im not a robot'
I was submitting this joke and i realised. Stephen hawking couldnt.
It had the recaptcha im not a robot
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout âaaaaaaaaah help me , i canât move iâm too scaredâ ???
What do robots đ¤ shave with?
Laser blades!
if you are a robot you can not talk
Stephen could not click the im not a robot so well I guess he is fucked
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella..he sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, SHUTTING DOWN
types "I'm not a robot" on computer, son we are geniuses.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
