Robot

Robot Jokes

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.

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  • Test

    Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.

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  • Chance

    You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.

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  • Robot test

    We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.

    Stephen Hawking

    I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

    It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

    Stephen Hawking

    If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?

    Stephen

    Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

    Liar

    You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!

    Cyclist

    I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"

    Girlfriend

    My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."