Robot jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.

What will Reddit be without the robot logo?

Reddot.

Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.

You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.

We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.

What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?

The robot.

Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?

Robot Wars.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.

Who eats sleeping? A robot.

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?

What do robots 🤖 shave with?

Laser blades!

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

If you are a robot, you cannot talk.

You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!

I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"

Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.

Son, we are geniuses!

What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.