What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ̈im not a robot ̈ test
You know when you sign up for something and it says *im not a robot* guess he never had the chance to tick that
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
what do you call a autistic kid who just saw transformers, autistimus prime
What’s Stephan hawking favourite dance move ?
The robot
Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period
What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover
Stephen Hawking is not dead he justs need to charge
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Who eat sleeping? A robot.
im doing something Stephen hawkings cant do.......pressing 'im not a robot'
I was submitting this joke and i realised. Stephen hawking couldnt.
It had the recaptcha im not a robot
What do you call a mexican transformer? Optimis juan!
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Im not a robot but orphans are
What do you call a bored robot A “sigh”-borg
Why does a robot malfunction when they get said? Becuase they have a break down
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!