What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
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Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ̈im not a robot ̈ test
You know when you sign up for something and it says *im not a robot* guess he never had the chance to tick that
What’s Stephan hawking favourite dance move ?
The robot
Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test
What was Stephen Hawking’s favourite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why couldn't Stephen hawking pass because he couldn't pass I'm not a robot test
Who eat sleeping? A robot.
im doing something Stephen hawkings cant do.......pressing 'im not a robot'
I was submitting this joke and i realised. Stephen hawking couldnt.
It had the recaptcha im not a robot
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
if you are a robot you can not talk
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You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella..he sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, SHUTTING DOWN
types "I'm not a robot" on computer, son we are geniuses.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
