Robot jokes
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.