What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ¨im not a robot¨ test
You know when you sign up for something and it says im not a robot guess he never had the chance to tick that
Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period
What’s Stephan hawking favourite dance move ?
Why couldn’t Stephen hawking pass because he couldn’t pass I’m not a robot test
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test
What was Stephen Hawking’s favourite TV show?
Who eat sleeping? A robot.
I was submitting this joke and i realised. Stephen hawking couldnt.
It had the recaptcha im not a robot
im doing something Stephen hawkings cant do…pressing ‘im not a robot’
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, SHUTTING DOWN
if you are a robot you can not talk
Why does a robot malfunction when they get said? Becuase they have a break down
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie … would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts n bolts
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars…for example that Stephen Hawking fella…he sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!
What will reddit be without the robot logo?
(btw im an ugly sack, feel free to dislike this retarded joke. i like bully people cuz their jokes are stupid, and my jokes are cooler than their jokes.)
Stephen could not click the im not a robot so well I guess he is fucked
types “I’m not a robot” on computer, son we are geniuses.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
Cuz he was in need of a light snack!
why did the robot cross the road?
because he was programmed by the chicken!