What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ̈im not a robot ̈ test
You know when you sign up for something and it says *im not a robot* guess he never had the chance to tick that
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
what do you call a autistic kid who just saw transformers, autistimus prime
What’s Stephan hawking favourite dance move ?
The robot
Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period
What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Stephen Hawking is not dead he justs need to charge
Who eat sleeping? A robot.
im doing something Stephen hawkings cant do.......pressing 'im not a robot'
I was submitting this joke and i realised. Stephen hawking couldnt.
It had the recaptcha im not a robot
What do you call a mexican transformer? Optimis juan!
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Im not a robot but orphans are
What do you call a bored robot A “sigh”-borg
Why does a robot malfunction when they get said? Becuase they have a break down
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
