Nut

Anonymous

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.

Poor

alexis

Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ¨im not a robot¨ test

Guess

Gonky😂

You know when you sign up for something and it says im not a robot guess he never had the chance to tick that

Forehead

Anonymous

Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period

Move

Anonymous

What’s Stephan hawking favourite dance move ?

The robot

War

Anonymous

What was Stephen Hawking’s favourite TV show?

Robot Wars.

Test

Robot

Why couldn’t Stephen hawking pass because he couldn’t pass I’m not a robot test

Test

Jimmy smith

We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test

Eating

Bizimana Bernadette.

Who eat sleeping? A robot.

Realisation

Golobolo

I was submitting this joke and i realised. Stephen hawking couldnt.

It had the recaptcha im not a robot

Cant

Anonymous

im doing something Stephen hawkings cant do…pressing ‘im not a robot’

Road

God

I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, SHUTTING DOWN

Stand

Anonymous

if you are a robot you can not talk

Movie

Anonymous

if stephen hawking was in a horror movie … would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???

Nut

Evie

What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts n bolts

Sound

Anonymous

You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars…for example that Stephen Hawking fella…he sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!

People

Reddit King

What will reddit be without the robot logo?

RedDOT.

(btw im an ugly sack, feel free to dislike this retarded joke. i like bully people cuz their jokes are stupid, and my jokes are cooler than their jokes.)

Guess

simon hawking

Stephen could not click the im not a robot so well I guess he is fucked

Puns

Anonymous

types “I’m not a robot” on computer, son we are geniuses.

Chicken

GamerBlogsYT

why did the robot cross the road?

because he was programmed by the chicken!

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