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Q-what did the ocean say to the other ocean

A-nothing they just waved🙃

one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.

two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."

When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in among us

"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH"

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?

Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...

I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.

My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,

"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"

why can't the orphans play baseball

they have no home to run to...

One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"

A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.

The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...

"Don't let your guard down."