What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

Broke my toenail yesterday, I’m now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. “Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?”
2. “I’m tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE.”

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

What do you call a cow with no toes

Lac-toes intolerant

yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus

“Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low… better turn em on just stubbed my fucking toe”

What do Time Clocks like to play? Tick Tock Toe.

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?.. Roberto

My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.

What do you call a man with a curly toe?

Carlito

Why did the cowboi die wit his boots on?? He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket😂😂👌🏻👌🏻… knee slapper

My grandpa lost his toe today😔…nvm we found it’s in his TOEtruck

Why do your orphans don’t drink beer. Because last time they did he went to suck some dudes toes then he try to take him to his parents but I guess that never happened

Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day and Eve says to Adam let’s go for a swim. Adam replies I’m not in the mood. She says ok I will go by myself. She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says the water is beautiful come in and Adam replies na still not in the mood. Eve wade’s into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says Oh No now all the fish are gonna smell like that.

Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?

Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold’s fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens’ 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.

whats ur favorite footnite location? mine is tilted toers 😂

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Mitosis !!! (my-toe-sis)