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Cannibal

Anonymous

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

Sleep

Anonymous

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.

Man

Dawn

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

Sister

Anonymous

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

Puns

My Toenail

Broke my toenail yesterday, I’m now presenting you puns/jokes:

  1. “Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?”
  2. “I’m tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE.”

Cow

Epic Cow Joke

What do you call a cow with no toes

Lac-toes intolerant

Fat

Anonymous

yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

Man

Anonymous

What do you call a man with a curly toe?

Carlito

Forehead

Anonymous

Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus

Time

ICEYAHHHHHHHH

What do Time Clocks like to play? Tick Tock Toe.

Jesus

Pileggi Glass

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?.. Roberto

Smell

Marijuanamike69

Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day and Eve says to Adam let’s go for a swim. Adam replies I’m not in the mood. She says ok I will go by myself. She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says the water is beautiful come in and Adam replies na still not in the mood. Eve wade’s into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says Oh No now all the fish are gonna smell like that.

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Sister

ME

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Mitosis !!! (my-toe-sis)

See

Anonymous

Y’all can actually see them at all my toe

Mine

i like toes

whats ur favorite footnite location? mine is tilted toers 😂

Die

Anonymous

Why did the cowboi die wit his boots on?? He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket😂😂👌🏻👌🏻… knee slapper

Sister

Oof

What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Hey Mitosis.

Puns

VITTHAL

If you park your toe-truck on the footpath it’ll get toe-d.

Sister

Anonymous

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

Toe

Anonymous

What do you cal a mexican with a ruber toe?

Robetoe

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