What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
Broke my toenail yesterday, I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
Wye did the orphan sleep outside... because he gets to wake up toe mother nature
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low......... better turn em on just stubbed my fucking toe"
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
what does Michael Jackson saw when he stubs his toe?
OW!
If your sister steps on your toe . You will call it ?
What do Time Clocks like to play? Tick Tock Toe.