What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.

What do you call a man with a curly toe?

Carlito

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

What do you call a cow with no toes

Lac-toes intolerant

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

Y’all can actually see them at all my toe

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?.. Roberto

If you park your toe-truck on the footpath it’ll get toe-d.

Why did the cowboi die wit his boots on?? He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket😂😂👌🏻👌🏻… knee slapper

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Mitosis !!! (my-toe-sis)

What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Hey Mitosis.

whats ur favorite footnite location? mine is tilted toers 😂

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?----(Me)owwww) :) :-)

What did Allan say to William his sister when he stepped on his toe. OWWW Mitosis.

send toe pics lol:)

You know your doctor is gay when he ask u to touch your toes and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed. “Cheese-its Christ!”

What do you cal a mexican with a ruber toe?

Robetoe