What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
Broke my toenail yesterday, I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
What do Time Clocks like to play? Tick Tock Toe.
Wye did the orphan sleep outside... because he gets to wake up toe mother nature
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?..... Roberto
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low......... better turn em on just stubbed my fucking toe"
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
whats ur favorite footnite location? mine is tilted toers 😂
Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe