Toe Jokes

Anonymous
in Cannibal

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

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Anonymous
in Blonde

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.

My Toenail

Broke my toenail yesterday, I’m now presenting you puns/jokes:

  1. “Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?”
  2. “I’m tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE.”
Dawn

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

Anonymous
in Self Harm

brb makin tic tac toe boards on myself

Epic Cow Joke
in Cow

What do you call a cow with no toes

Lac-toes intolerant

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Anonymous
in Puns

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

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Anonymous
in Yo mama

yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

Anonymous

What do you call an italian with a rubber toe? roberto.

Anonymous
in Forehead

Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus

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bob the builder

“Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low… better turn em on just stubbed my fucking toe”

Haha funny
in Orphan

Wye did the orphan sleep outside… because he gets to wake up toe mother nature

ICEYAHHHHHHHH
in Time

What do Time Clocks like to play? Tick Tock Toe.

Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

Oliver

My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.

"emo chick"
in Emo

what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

tic tac toe.

Pileggi Glass
in Jesus

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?.. Roberto

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Anonymous

What do you call a man with a curly toe?

Carlito

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

what does Michael Jackson saw when he stubs his toe?

OW!