Toe Jokes

Blonde

Anonymous

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.

My Toenail

Broke my toenail yesterday, I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. "Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."

Cannibal

Anonymous

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

3

Dawn

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

Anonymous

What do you call an italian with a rubber toe? roberto.

Oliver

My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.

ICEYAHHHHHHHH

in Time

What do Time Clocks like to play? Tick Tock Toe.

Deez

Toes for hoes

Man

Anonymous

What do you call a man with no shins ? Tony

Anonymous

i only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes

Sister

Anonymous

I saw my sister sucking a big toe

Haha funny

in Orphan

Wye did the orphan sleep outside... because he gets to wake up toe mother nature

Self Harm

Anonymous

brb makin tic tac toe boards on myself

Lost

Anonymous

My grandpa lost his toe today😔.....nvm we found it's in his TOEtruck

Epic Cow Joke

in Cow

What do you call a cow with no toes

Lac-toes intolerant

2

Yo mama

Anonymous

yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

Puns

Anonymous

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

2

Forehead

Anonymous

Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus

4

Pileggi Glass

in Jesus

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?..... Roberto

1

bob the builder

"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low......... better turn em on just stubbed my fucking toe"