What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.

What do you call a man with a curly toe?

Carlito

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

What do you call a cow with no toes

Lac-toes intolerant

Y’all can actually see them at all my toe

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?.. Roberto

What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Hey Mitosis.

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

If you park your toe-truck on the footpath it’ll get toe-d.

Why did the cowboi die wit his boots on?? He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket😂😂👌🏻👌🏻… knee slapper

What did Allan say to William his sister when he stepped on his toe. OWWW Mitosis.

whats ur favorite footnite location? mine is tilted toers 😂

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? - Roberto😂

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Ruber-toe

What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?----(Me)owwww) :) :-)

send toe pics lol:)

What do you call a man with no toes

No toe Joe

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed. “Cheese-its Christ!”

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