Cannibal

Anonymous

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

Sleep

Anonymous

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.

Man

Anonymous

What do you call a man with a curly toe?

Carlito

Sister

Anonymous

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

Cow

Epic Cow Joke

What do you call a cow with no toes

Lac-toes intolerant

Man

Dawn

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

See

Anonymous

Y’all can actually see them at all my toe

Jesus

Pileggi Glass

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?.. Roberto

Puns

VITTHAL

If you park your toe-truck on the footpath it’ll get toe-d.

Die

Anonymous

Why did the cowboi die wit his boots on?? He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket😂😂👌🏻👌🏻… knee slapper

Sister

ME

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Mitosis !!! (my-toe-sis)

Sister

Oof

What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Hey Mitosis.

Favorite

i like toes

whats ur favorite footnite location? mine is tilted toers 😂

Sister

Anonymous

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

Cat

Tristan Balzer

What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?----(Me)owwww) :) :-)

Sister

ImAllan

What did Allan say to William his sister when he stepped on his toe. OWWW Mitosis.

Sending

Great Lizard of Philly

send toe pics lol:)

Doctor

Anonymous

You know your doctor is gay when he ask u to touch your toes and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus

Puns

Anonymous

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed. “Cheese-its Christ!”

Toe

Anonymous

What do you cal a mexican with a ruber toe?

Robetoe

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