Toe Jokes

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.

Broke my toenail yesterday, I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. "Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

What do you call an italian with a rubber toe? roberto.

My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.

What do Time Clocks like to play? Tick Tock Toe.

Toes for hoes

What do you call a man with no shins ? Tony

i only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes

I saw my sister sucking a big toe

Wye did the orphan sleep outside... because he gets to wake up toe mother nature

brb makin tic tac toe boards on myself

My grandpa lost his toe today😔.....nvm we found it's in his TOEtruck

What do you call a cow with no toes

Lac-toes intolerant

yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?..... Roberto

"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low......... better turn em on just stubbed my fucking toe"