Toe jokes

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

The cabinet had sleeping pills.

Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.

Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."

Guy: "What's the bad news?"

Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."

Guy: "Good news?"

Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."

What do you call a cow with no toes?

Lac-toes intolerant.

What do Time Clocks like to play?

Tick Tack Toe.

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.

Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.

Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??

He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂

Me: Wanna play a game?

Sister: Ya, what is it?

Me: Tic tac toe.

Sister:?

Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.

Me: Tic tac toe.

While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.