What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.
Broke my toenail yesterday, I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
Wye did the orphan sleep outside... because he gets to wake up toe mother nature
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low......... better turn em on just stubbed my fucking toe"
brb makin tic tac toe boards on myself
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
what's a cannibals' favorite snack?
men toes!😂🤣
what does Michael Jackson saw when he stubs his toe?
OW!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat”
Toes for hoes
What do you call a man with no shins ? Tony
If your sister steps on your toe . You will call it ?
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
What do Time Clocks like to play? Tick Tock Toe.
My grandpa lost his toe today😔.....nvm we found it's in his TOEtruck
Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus
