What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

What do you call a cow with no toes

Lac-toes intolerant

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

What do you call a man with a curly toe?

Carlito

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Hey Mitosis.

whats ur favorite footnite location? mine is tilted toers 😂

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

If you park your toe-truck on the footpath it’ll get toe-d.

What did Allan say to William his sister when he stepped on his toe. OWWW Mitosis.

What do you call a man with no toes

No toe Joe

What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?----(Me)owwww) :) :-)

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?.. Roberto

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? - Roberto😂

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Ruber-toe

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed. “Cheese-its Christ!”

I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John’s door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, “you little gimp get on the bed”. Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded “what the fudge are you doing”. I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back “shut it paul you have genital warts”. John screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP." He then gives us it so rough i can’t walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.

By Lewis

What do you cal a mexican with a ruber toe?

Robetoe

What did Allan say to his Sister Bully when she stepped on his toe. Mitosis

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