Toe Jokes

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.

Broke my toenail yesterday, I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. "Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."

brb makin tic tac toe boards on myself

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

What do you call a cow with no toes

Lac-toes intolerant

What do you call an italian with a rubber toe? roberto.

yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus

Wye did the orphan sleep outside... because he gets to wake up toe mother nature

"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low......... better turn em on just stubbed my fucking toe"

What do Time Clocks like to play? Tick Tock Toe.

I wish I was a toe bc I want to be banged all day

My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.

Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

I saw my sister sucking a big toe

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?..... Roberto