What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.
Broke my toenail yesterday, I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
What do Time Clocks like to play? Tick Tock Toe.
My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
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brb makin tic tac toe boards on myself
Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus
Wye did the orphan sleep outside... because he gets to wake up toe mother nature
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?..... Roberto
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"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low......... better turn em on just stubbed my fucking toe"
Why did the cowboi die wit his boots on?? He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket😂😂👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
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whats ur favorite footnite location? mine is tilted toers 😂
Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
