By using this site, you agree to its use of cookies. Read more

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John’s door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, “you little gimp get on the bed”. Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded “what the fudge are you doing”. I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back “shut it paul you have genital warts”. John screams "SHUT THE F... UP." He then gives us it so rough i can’t walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.

By Lewis

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?


What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.

I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.

What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Hey Mitosis.

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

If you park your toe-truck on the footpath it’ll get toe-d.

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

Q:What is the best Disney character

A:toe mator

What did Allan say to William his sister when he stepped on his toe. OWWW Mitosis.

What do you cal a mexican with a ruber toe?


send toe pics lol:)

Why did the cowboi die wit his boots on?? He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket😂😂👌🏻👌🏻… knee slapper

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?.. Roberto

What’s Steven halking favorite song head shoulders knees and toes

What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?----(Me)owwww) :) :-)

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? - Roberto😂

You know your doctor is gay when he ask u to touch your toes and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Ruber-toe

What did Allan say to his Sister Bully when she stepped on his toe. Mitosis

What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww Mitosis!

What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes? A flamingo