Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? stopping it with a cricket bat
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket... Because they ate all the bats
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
a bat
why cant orphans play cricket? because they cant find home
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire english innings
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have? A really fucking huge cricket.
Why do orphans hate cricket? Because they cant get a homerun
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed, and got eaten by the bat.
Your hairline so cricket will Smith can't slap it back in place
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat his batting
2. Mother called,
To go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Nobody: The crickets in the back: talk talk talk Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home
Why don't Chinese people play cricket??
Because they ate all the bats
Why cant aisans play cricket? Because they will eat the ball
Ol Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having GAY SEX with Men and doing Cocaine 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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